The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver(Keyboard chords)

	        


F#                       Bb B F#      B Bb B 
Stop fucking around with my emotions 
                              D#m     B Bb B 
I like you better when you're numb 
                              F#      B Bb B 
I'm sick and tired of false devotion 
                          D#m     
Devote yourself to moving on 
   B    Bb B 
Or suck it up and let it go 
           C#            B 
But you're always out to get me 


F#                            B Bb B F#                     B Bb B            
You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers 
D#m                       B Bb B 
That's just my luck these days 
D#m                      B Bb B   
Why can't you just be happy for me?                           
F#                             B Bb B                        B Bb B 
You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway 
D#m                       B Bb B 
It kind of feels like sabotage 
D#m                   B Bb B     
Why can't you just be happy for 
B 
Why can't you just be happy for me? 



F# 
You think your opinions make you savy 
                            D#m 
Your running mouth falls on deaf ears 
                                   F# 
You say you're winning 'cause your laughing 
                          D#m 
Well I'm crying crocodile tears 

Just suck it up and let it go 
           C#            B 
But you're always out to get me 


F# 
You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers 
D#m 
That's just my luck these days 

Why can't you just be happy for me? 
F# 
You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway 
D#m 
It kind of feels like sabotage 

Why can't you just be happy for, 
B 
Why can't you just be happy for me? 


F#   

D#m 
Why can't you just be happy for 


F#                              D#m 
Why can't you just be happy for me? 

I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough 
F#                              D#m 
Why can't you just be happy for me? 
                         
I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough 
           C#            B 
But you're always out to get me 


F# 
You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers 
D#m 
That's just my luck these days 

Why can't you just be happy for me? 
F# 
You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway 
D#m 
It kind of feels like sabotage 

Why can't you just be happy for, 
B 
Why can't you just be happy for me?