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Chords used R1=Riff1 R2=Riff2
C F G C R1 C C R2 F
e |--0----1----3-- e |--0----------0-- e |--0---------1--
b |--1----1----0-- b |--1----------1-- b |--1---------1--
g |--0----2----0-- g |--0----------0-- g |--0---------2--
d |--2----3----0-- d |--2----------2-- d |--2-2-0-2-3-3--
a |--3----3----2-- a |--3----0-2-3-3-- a |--3-3-------3--
E |-------1----3-- E |----33---------- E |------------1--
Intro c c c c
R1 C
Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada,
F
Sayin' cunt's not very nice at all,
G
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
So I asked the shielas what they called it,
N.C. F C
And they said, 'Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of love.
G
So if ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
C
You gotta say it with a velvet plum.
N.C. C
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.
R1 C
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
F
So I thought I'd better ask the guys,
G
And no ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
Why wasn't I surprised,
F C
When they said, 'Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her guts.'
(spoken playing C) 'Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?'
R2 F C
'Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo.'
G
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude.
R1 C
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
F
So when I get to Montreal,
G
If ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
C
Ya gotta say it in french as well,
F C
So here goes, 'Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la peu.'
G
But ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn rude.
N.C. C C
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.
Transcribed by: Ian... [email protected]