I Got This Email(Chords)

	        
Intro: C 

verse 1 
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I spent 6 hours watching TV 
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Antiques and Jeremy 
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Till 4 in the afternoon 
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When my mother came in 
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Said 'it's wearing pretty thin, 
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Son you better get a fucking job soon' 
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And I went on to the internet 
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To see what jobs I could get 
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Just to keep my mother satisfied 
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But with my degree in aviation 
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For every single occupation 
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I felt somewhat over qualified 
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Then I saw in the corner of the screen 
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Someone had sent a message to me 
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They put certain characters in bold 
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I cried tears as I read 
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Every single word they said 
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All of my problems were solved 


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I said 'don't worry mother 
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Cos I got this email 
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From that prince of some country somewhere 
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He said his plan could never fail 
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I'll give him all my bank details 
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And he'll make me a millionaire' 


verse 2 
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Next morning I was so excited 
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I pissed myself didn't try to hide it 
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I had pound signs gleaming in my eyes 
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But I went on down to Savile Row 
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To buy myself a suit of gold 
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But they only had silver in my size 

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I thought what should I do with all this money 
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   Oh lord wouldn't it be funny 
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If I bought myself a brand new limousine 
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So I went down to the limousine shop 
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Asked the salesman 'what you got?' 
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He just stood there staring back at me 

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He said 'I'm sorry sir we're closing down 
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No one can afford limousines in this town 
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I'm broke I'm bankrupt I'll have to sell my kids' 
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I said 'don't sell your children 
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I think I can save them 
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Come and take a look at this' 


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I said 'don't worry Mr salesman 
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Cos I got this email 
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From that prince of some country somewhere 
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He said his plan could never fail 
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I'll give him all my bank details 
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And he'll make us both millionaires' 


Bridge 
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Well me and the limousine salesman were whistling Dixie at this point 
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Talking about our suits of solid gold 

verse 3 
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And suddenly out of the blue 
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We saw ourselves a hippie or two 
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And they were protesting about the war 
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We followed them down to Number 10 
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Trafalgar Square then back again 
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And then we started banging at the door 

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We said 'come on David speak to us 
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We're tired and we're pissed off 
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Some of us are moving to France 
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And finally he showed his face 
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And after him in second place 
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Came Nick Clegg on his Game-boy Advance 

Bridge 
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I said 'how you doing Nick? What level you on?' 
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He said 'level 5' 
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I said 'what game you playing Nick? 
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He said 'Tetris' 
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I said 'level 5s pretty easy to get to on Tetris Nick' 

verse 4 
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And then from the crowd 
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There came a shout 
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And everybody turned to look 
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And in the middle of the humdrum 
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Was David Cameron's mum 
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Standing there shaking her hook 

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She said 'David what you doing? 
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The country's in meltdown 
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I'm buying all my knickers from Primark 
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The people are rioting 
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The high streets are empty 
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The country is going to shit' 


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And David said 'don't worry mother 
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Cos I got this email 
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From that prince of some country somewhere 
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He said his plan could never fail 
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I'll give him all our bank details 
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And he'll make us all millionaires'