Ninjas In Paris(Chords)

	        
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I'm Driving to the burbs and before I am coming back 
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I'm pulling in your driveway and I'm rolling front to back 
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I'm shifting forward than reverse my car a bunch 
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As if my Subaru's a wiener getting sexy with your cul-de-sac 
L-O-L-O-L I'm from the avenue 
A rapping labradoodle, half a wasp and half a jew 
If you's a Saturday cartoon I'll smack ya black and blue 
I'm acking ratchet with Daffy Duck and snacking on rabbit stew 
Yabba Dabba Doo, I gotta lick my lips 
Smoke a bowl with Yogi Bear, I'm sticking up your pic-a-nics 
All of this is in my head, my 'maginations colorful 
Crayons on the brain, I'll scribble silly shit all on my skull 
Holy cow, I don't think they're gonna hold me down 
I recommend you listen to the record in a theater with the Dolby sound 
And I'm sipping on the coldest round 
With the preppies and the Goldie Locks 
But I bet a bunch of 100's everybody's gonna scatter any minute when the police knocks 
Like 'Sorry ociffer, that getting sloshed occurred 
But rastas broke in and they made us all smoke lots of herb' 
I'm sorry, Honest Abe 
Popo don't take me away way 
Cause if you ever try to lock me up, I'm pleading cray cray 
And then they'll all say may day 
May day oh what did we do 
He be creepy givin' me the heeby jeebies, he be Hebrew 
He be robo, beep boop beep boop, please untie me he's behind me 
What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, can you please remind me? 
A lot. That's..a life changing amount of money for normal people