Voltaire

Bomb New Jersey(Chords)

Voltaire

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There's a magical land I know 
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A place where I grew up 
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And I'd make a deal with the devil himself 
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To see that place blown up 
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There in that interesting land I know 
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Where no one has a brain 
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They all wear jeans that are acid-washed 
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And yet they think I'm insane 
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I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese 
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'Till I reek of old sushi but please 
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Bomb New Jersey 
         
I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao 
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I would even learn Chinese, just please 
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Bomb New Jersey 

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Bomb New Jersey 
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Bomb New Jersey 

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I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him 
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In a Kimchi-hating town that's known 
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As New Jersey 
  
Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan 
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That India can be found somewhere 
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In New Jersey 

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New Jersey is a place where I grew up 
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They pelted me with rocks and garbage 
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I guess it?s tough to be a fruit in the Garden State 
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And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they're doubly irate 

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Oh I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag 
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On a smoldering hole once known 
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As New Jersey 
             
Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss 
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Are somewhere out of state when the Danes 
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Nuke New Jersey 

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It's a place named after a sweatshirt 
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So what more can you expect, sir? 
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And if you try to express you're individuality 
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They will throw you to the ground 
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And they'll kick you in the teeth 
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Like they did to me 

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The bombs go down on Morristown 
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And Trenton's up in flames 
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Newark we drowned then burned it down 
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But Elizabeth still smells the same 
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Many butts will breach on Monmouth Beach 
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We'll erase Orange from site 
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But before we leave this land I loathe 
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I bid New Jersey goodnight
	        

Written by Gregor Kitzis/Voltaire

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