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Transcribed by Rob
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This would have to be one of my favourites off the album.
Riff:
Em C F
e|-------------------------------------||
B|-------------------------------------||
G|------------------------------------*||
D|-----0^2---2-------2-----2^0--------*||
A|-------------2-3-3---3-3-----3-------||
E|-0-0-----0---------------------1-0---||
Play Riff over and over
Okay, let's just set the scene in a hospital.
Mip... mip... mip...
Frankel the mouse is there, on the bed.
Mip... mip... mip...
Riff
I've forgotten everything,
Riff
In my little mouse-sized bin.
Riff
In a county hospital,
Riff (to C) C
With a tiny bandage round my head.
D C
You've just got a broken ankle,
F Riff
Snap out of it, Frankel.
Riff
Images are coming back to me,
Riff
When I close my eyes I see.
Riff
How I got my injury,
Riff(to C) C
Cause I attempted beastiality.
D C
Frankel, it's your past you're seeing,
F Em
You tried making love to a human being.
E A B
Frankie, all the things you could have been,
A E
That it's now impossible to be.
A B
Now you'll never realise your dream,
A B A B Am
To be a world champion at frisbee________________.
Riff
Gatesy: (Playing air guitar) Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, ne-ne-ne-ne-nl...
Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, neoww...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... two handed... nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... there's usually a really self-indulgent Kirk Hammet solo...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...
Scod: Yeah, but there's usually an instrument!
Gatesy: That's true, there is.
Riff
Now I'm back in walking therapy,
Riff
And they're saying, 'Bend your knee, Katie, bend your knee'.
Riff
But my name is not Katie,
Riff
And I'll never throw a fuckin' frisbee.
C D
Luke Skywalker, look at him,
C F Em
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb.
E A B
Frankie, all the things you could have been,
A E
That it's now impossible to be.
A B
Now you'll never realise your dream,
A B A B Am
To be a world champion at frisbee________________.
F# F#/F D#m
Memories flying at me,
E(ii) F#
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring.
F# F#/F D#m
It's my future I see,
E(ii) F# E
A lonely life of writing parking fines,
F# E
But life is fine.
E A B
But Frankel, you're a mouse, don't be silly,
A E
Even with all four limbs you couldn't play frisbee.
A B
But Frankel, you will always have your dreams,
A B A B A B Am E A B E
Cause anything is possible, you see_________...
Scod: It's just bullshit!
Just insert happy ending here!
Gatesy: Thanks so much for coming! Let's have a drink...