I Was Born About 4000 Years Ago(Chords)

	        
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I was born ten thousand years ago 
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And there's nothing in this world that I don't know 
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I saw Pater, Paul, and Moses playing ring around the roses 
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And I'll lick the man that says it isn't so 

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I saw Satan when he searched the garden o'er 
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I saw Eve and Adam driven from the door 
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And behind the bushes peepin', saw the apple they were eatin' 
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And I swear that I'm the guy that ate the core 

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I saw Jonah when he was in the whale 
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And thought he'd never live to tell the tale 
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But old Jonah'd eaten garlic, and he gave the whale the colic 
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So he coughed him up and let him out of jail 

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I saw Israel in the battle of the Nile 
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The arrows were flying thick and fast and wild 
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I saw David with his sling pop Goliath on the wing 
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I was doing forty seconds to the mile 

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I was born ten thousand years ago 
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And there's nothing in this world that I don't know 
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I saw old King Pharoah's daughter takin Moses from the water 
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And I'll lick the man that says it isn't so 

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I saw Sampson when he laid the village cold 
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Saw Daniel tame the lions in their hold 
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I helped build the Tower of Babel up as high as they were able 
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And there's many other things I haven't told 

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I taught Solomon his little A-B-C's 
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I helped Brigham Young to make Limburger cheese 
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And while sailing down the bay with Methuselah one day 
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I saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze 

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Queen Elizabeth, fell dead in love with me 
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We were married in Milwaukee secretly 
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But I schemed around and shook her, then she went with General Hooker 
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To shoot mosquitoes down in Tennessee 

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I remember when the country had a king 
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I saw Cleopatra pawn her wedding ring 
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And I saw th flags a'flyin' when George Washington stopped lyin' 
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On the night when Patty first begin to sing 

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So, you see I am an educated man 
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To keep my brains in my head I plan 
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Cause I been on earth so long, that I use to sing a song 
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While Abraham and Issac played the band 

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I was born ten thousand years ago 
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And there's nothing in this world that I don't know 
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I saw Peter, Paul and Moses playing ring-around-the-roses 
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And I can lick the guy that says it is'nt so