Tracy Byrd

Revenge Of A Middle-aged Woman(Chords)

Tracy Byrd

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I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifies 
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When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes 
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It was a two year old mercedes for 700 bucks 
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I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough 
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The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale 
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But I've had about a 1000 calls so you better move your tail 
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when I drove up that long driveway with cash there in my hands 
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she met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan 
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when we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck  
 
She said, 
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I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk 
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none of this was making sense but then it dawned me  
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when she referred as her old man as that  cheatin' s.o.b. 

G It's a was a classic case of a woman scorn D She'll make that man wish he had never been born G She a forty something year old judge and jury A G F D Hell has no fury like revenge of a middle-aged wo-man
D So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card D And by the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart G Stories of his sneaking round and sorted escapades D Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age A G She said you know there is one thing I ought to thank him for n.c. But he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors to chorus, lead G D G A D I believe good wine and woman get better with time D And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind G I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head D n.c. but I'm driving that Mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed to chorus, to ending ENDING: F A G D Revenge of a middle-aged wo-man 'I know I ought to feel guilty about something I just cant't think of what it might be'

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