Never Smoke With Willie(Chords)

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I always heard that his herb was top shelf 
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I just could not wait to find out for myself 
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Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend 
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And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town 
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around 
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in 
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 

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I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
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My parties all over before it begins 
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You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend 
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But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
 
 
I hopped on his old bus, The Honey Suckle Rose 
The party was Vegas it was after the show 
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him 
With one parting puff grim creeper set in 
 
Chorus 
 
Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes 
I know ones a comin' cause I'm smelling smoke 
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by 
With a smile on my face and a great contact high 
 
Chorus 
 
In the fetal position with drool on my chin 
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again
	        

Written by Scotty Emerick / Toby Keith