Assholes On Parade (acoustic)(Chords)

	        Intro: D D D  D D G  D D D  C G D x2 


verse 1 

D                                                      G 
It's an asshole celebration and they're all out on the street. 
D                            C            G       D 
See them on the sidewalk, oh hear them shuffling feet. 
D                                              G 
As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,  
D                               C        G     D 
Step aside good people it's the assholes on parade. 

D D D  D D G  D D D  C G D 


verse 2 

D                                                 G 
We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun. 
D                              C       G    D           
The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns. 
D                                  G 
Assholes for justice, assholes for crime. 
D                         C         G   D 
Assholes for assholes, assholes for all time. 

D D D  D D G  D D D  C G D 


verse 3 

D                                                    G 
We got assholes making money. They're making all the rules. 
D                                      C       G      D 
They're talking all our jobs and their filling up our schools. 
D                                      G 
Assholes on the water, assholes in the sky,  
D                                C        G    D  
Sign that says help wanted, only assholes need apply. 

D D D  D D G  D D D  C G D 


Break 

A                               
Oh teacher won't you tell me, Have I really made the grade? 
A7 
Am I head off my class, or am I just another asshole on parade? 

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verse 4 

D                                              G 
Assholes give the orders, and assholes row the boat 
D                              C      G     D 
Assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote. 
D                                            G 
I once heard it said that old assholes never die,  
D                             C  G  D 
They just lay in bed and multiply. 

C        G      D        C        G     D 
Assholes in the morning, assholes every night. 
C        G      D        C        G      D 
Assholes to the left and assholes to the right. 
D                                              G 
As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,  
D                              C        G     D  
Step aside good people its the assholes on parade.
	        

Written by Pat MacDonald