Tim Hawkins

Things You Don't Say To Your Wife(Chords)

Tim Hawkins

Key: G

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	        Things You Dont Say To Your Wife 
Tim Hawkins 
 	G	                C	           D 
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end 

 	G	C	D 
 	The dress you wear reminds me of	 my old gir	lfriend 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	And where'de you	 get those shoes i 	think there pretty 	lame 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	would you stop t	alking 'cause im tr	ying to watch the ga	me 

(Chorus) 

 	Em	G 
 	If your a man who w	ants to live 

 	Em	G 
 	a long and happy	 life 

 	Em	D	G 
 	these are the things yo	u don't say to your 	wife. 

 	G	C	D 
 	I planned a hunting trip 	next week on your b	irthday 

 	G	C	D 
 	I didn't ask you but	 i knew i'de be	 ok 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	Go make some di	nner while i watc	h this fishin	g show 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	I taped it over	 our old w	edding vid	eo 

(Chorus) 

 	G	C	D 
 	Your cooking is ok but not	 like mother mak	es 

 	G	C	D 
 	The diamond in the ring i 	bought you is a 	fake 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	Your eyes look 	puffy dear, are	 you feeling	 ill 

 	Em	D	C	G 
 	Happy aniver	sary i boug	ht you a trea	dmill 

(Chorus) 

 	Em	G	Em	G 
 	If you a man who	 doesn't want to g	et killed with a	 knife, 

 	Em	D	G 
 	These are the things you do	n't say to your	 wife.
	        

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