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Those Corn People

Screaming In My Shower Towel While I Get Ready For Work(Chords)

Those Corn People

Key: D
D                               A 
Wont you do me a favor and make yourself less attractive 

G                                               A 
I will sneak into your bathroom and switch your canola oil with your proactive 

D                 A 
So when you wake up 

G                        A 
Your face looks like the Rockys 


               G         F#m     A    G   
If looks could kill 

               G         F#m     A    G 
Yours would be a virus 

              A        
You're single handedly spreading the Swine Flue virus among us 


     D 
If I die 

       A 
In my sleep tonight 

              G 
I know it was 'cuz your face was inches away from mine. 


A 
And its outrageous 



       D 
If you ever wish to speak with me 

       A 
I will take you to go get plastic surgery 

G                            A 
Tell the doctor to make your face look like that actor Machete 



               G         F#m     A    G   
If looks could kill 

               G         F#m     A    G 
Yours would be a virus 

              A        
You're single handedly spreading the Swine Flue virus among us 



     D 
If I die 

       A 
In my sleep tonight 

              G 
I know it was 'cuz your face was inches away from mine. 


A 
And its outrageous 

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