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Intro:
Bm G D A Bm
Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
G D
You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island)
A
You just gotta sing
Bm G D A
I just had sex and it felt so good
Bm G D A
A woman let me put my p***s inside her
Bm G D A
I just had sex and I'll never go back
Bm G D A
To the not having sex ways of the past
Bm G
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great
D A
It felt so good when I did it with my p***s
Bm G
A girl let me do it It literally just happened
D A
Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest
Bm G
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
D A
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
Bm G
When I had the sex, man my p***s felt great
D A
And I called my parents right after I was done
Bm G
Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just did
D A
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Bm G
Well sure, Nice of her to let you do that thing
D A
Nice of any girl ever. Now sing
Bm G D A
I just had sex and it felt so good
Bm G D A
A woman let me put my p***s inside her
Wanna tell the world
Bm G D
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
A
Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it
Bm G
I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife
D A
That good? The best 30 seconds of my life
Bm G
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
D A
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Bm G
With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls better
D A
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Bm G
So this one's dedicated to them girls
D A
That let us flop around on top of them
Bm G
If you're near a bar, whether short or tall
D A
We wanna thank you all for letting us f**k you
Bm
She kept looking at her watch
G
Doesn't matter, have sex
D
But I cried the whole time
A
Doesn't matter, have sex
Bm
I think she might have been a racist
G
Doesn't matter, have sex
D
She put a bag on my head
A
Still counts!
Bm G D A
I just had sex and my dreams came true
Bm G D
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing
A
with me
Final Chorus:
Cm Ab Eb Bb
I just had sex and it felt so good
Cm Ab Eb Bb
A woman let me put my p***s inside her
Cm Ab Eb Bb
I just had sex and I'll never go back
Cm Ab Eb Bb
To the not having sex ways of the past
Cm Ab Eb Bb
La la la la
Written by Jerrod Bettis/Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone