Testing 123(Chords)

	        
Verse 1:
C 
Testing 1, 2, 3 
        F               C 
Can you hear me in the back? 
F              C                   G 
Is the bottom low enough and the trebles all we lack? 
C 
Is your drink right stiff? 
          F        C 
Is your beer ice cold? 
F            C                 G 
Is there a pull machine where cigarettes are sold? 
            F                            C 
Cause you know, it's all part of the show 

Verse 2:
 C                                   F          C 
Did you come alone girl or did you come by train 
F                      C               G 
Did you bring your broken heart and pockets full of pain 
 C 
Did he leave you high and dry? 
     F                       C 
Did she start sleeping around? 
 F           C               G 
Are you the one who left for running around? 
         F                             C 
But you know, it's all part of the show 

Verse 3:
C                    F               C 
Testing 1, 2, 3, mic check, mic check 
 F               C                G 
Might check  my tip jar, cause I ain't seen nothing yet 
C                             F              C 
Do I look drunk up here, do I look high as hell? 
F               C             G 
For what they's paying me, I thought I might as well 
          F                             C 
But they know, it's all part of the show 

Verse 4:
 C 
Did the cops bust in? 
          F                    C 
Did they break up this knife fight? 
 F                  C               G 
Did they put us in cuffs and take us in for the night? 
C 
Did they see my priors? 
     F                 C 
Am I headed for some time? 
F                   C        G 
Did the judge say 'son, why can't you stay in line?' 
              F                             C 
But he don't know, it's all part of the show 
 C                       F                C 
Testing 1, 2, 3 can you hear me in the back?
	        

Written by The Last Knife Fighter