A Christmas Duel(Chords)

	        
                   C 
I bought no gifts this year 
                                 Am 
And I slept with your sister 
              F                                                    C                 G 
I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her 
                    C 
But with the year we had last 
                                     Am 
And the dress that she wore 
                    F 
I just went along for the ride 
                               C       G 
And I came back for more 
             Am              G    C 
And I'm sorry, baby 

(That's all okay honey cause see) 
                    C 
I bought no tree this year 
                                     Am 
And I slept with your brother 
                         F 
I wrecked your Daddy's car 
                                       C         G 
And went down on your Mother 
                 C 
I set your record collection on fire 
                 Am 
And said I never knew 
                  F 
Felt kind of bad about that 
                               C     G 
And I know you did too 
             F                          G 
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me 
               C                               Am 
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree 

                  F 
Cause the snow keeps on fallin 
         G 
Even though we were bad 
      F                                       G 
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad 
        Am             F                    C 
And spend this Christmas together 

    C 
I married you last year 
                                     Am 
Bet you thought I was sober, right' 
                  F 
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see 
C                                   G 
This could all have been over 
                C                                           Am 
Ah honey please don't excuse your behaviour 
               F 
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will 
       C                   G 
It's now all in my favour 
          F                             G 
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me 
               C                                Am 
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree 
                  F 
Cause the snow keeps on fallin 
          G 
Even though we were bad 
      F                                      G 
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad 

       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 

Am                                            C 
Holding on without any reason 
           Am    
Cause something's strong (something's strong) 
                    C 
This holiday season (this holiday season) 

             F                          G 
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me 
                     C                                Am    
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree 
                  F 
Cause the snow keeps on fallin 
         G 
Even though we were bad 
       F                                      G 
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad 

       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
       Am                                   F                               C 
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together 
(repeat)