Key: C
Intro:  D D D Dsus4 D D2 D2 D (3X) 
        C          G/B                       A5         G 
And the sign said 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply' 
     D                A                    G                  A 
So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why 
Bm                                              G 
He said 'You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do' 
     D                         A                  G              A 
So I took off my hat and said 'Imagine that! Huh, me workin' for you!' 

D C G Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign D C G Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind D A C D (+intro suspensions) Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
C G/B A5 G And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot out on sight D A So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house G A 'Hey, what gives you the right? Bm G To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in, D A G A If God was here he'd tell you to your face, 'Man you're some kind of sinner!' (Chorus) A Now hey there mister can't you read? G D You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat A You can't watch, no you can't eat G D You ain't supposed to be here........ C G D G Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh! (Instrumental/Solo) C G/B A5 G And the sign said 'Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray' D A But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, G A I didn't have a penny to pay Bm G So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign D A G A It said 'Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!' (Chorus)X2

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