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Intro: B C D E F G A Bb
(Beelzeboss):
Bb-A Bb-A
i am complete!
(Jables e Kyle):
Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A
(both): fuuuck
(Beelzeboss):
Bb-A
yes you are fucked,
Bb-A
shit out of luck!
Bb-A Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb-A
this world will be mine,
Bb-A
and you're first in line!
Bb-A Bb-A A-G D
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
(Jables):
B D F# G
waaait waaait waaait you mother-fucker
G D A
we challenge you to a rock off,
(Jables e Kyle):
G D A
give us one chance to rock your socks off
(Beelzeboss):
B B
fuck! fuck!
B D F# B
fuuuck, the demon code prevents me,
B D F# B
from declining a rock off challenge!
D F# A
what are your terms?
Em
what's the caaatch?
(Jables):
Em Am
if we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell
Am F C G A
and also you will have to pay our rent
(Beelzeboss):
Am
and what if i win?
G
(jb): then you can take kage back to hell...
G
(kg): what!?
G
(jb): trust me kage it's the only way
G
(kg): what are you talkin about?
G C
(jb): to be your little bitch
(Beelzeboss):
B
fine!
B C-B D-Db E-Eb G-F#
let the rock off begin hahaha!
C-B D-Db Eb-E G-F#
i'm the devil, i love metal!
C-B D-Db Eb-E G-F#
check this riff, it's fuckin' tasty!
B D
i'm the devil i can do what i want
D F#
whatever i've got i'm gonna flaunt!
F# B
there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost!
B D
i cannot wait to take kage back to hell
D F#
i'm gonna fill him with ma hot demon gel!
F# B
i'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!!
(jb): noooo! c'mon kage, let's fight his music with our music
G Bb
(kg): there's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(jb): listen to me-
Bb D G
(kg): he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(jb): god dammit kage,
G Bb
he gonna make you his sex slave, your gonna gargle mayonnaise
(kg): noo
D G
(jb): unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(kg): dude,
G
we've been through so much shit
Bb
(jb): de-activated lasers with my dick
D
(both) now it's time to blow this fucker down
G
(jb): c'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down
D# Bb F
(kg): i hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down
G
(jb): light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
D# Bb F
(kg): we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
G D#
(both): now we've got to blow this fucker down
D# Bb F
(kg: he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
G
(jb): c'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
D# Bb F
(kg): ooooooh (?) it's time for the black out
G D
(jb): hey antichrist, beelzeboss,
Bb D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
G D
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
Bb D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
G D
you hold the sceptor, we hold the key
Bb F
you are the devil, we are the d
G D Bb F
(both): we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d (x5)
(Beelzeboss):
G
you guys are fuckin lame come on kage your comin with me
G
taste my lightning suckers!
Bb
(jb): noooo!
(Beelzeboss):
D
ow, fuck! My fuckin horn!
oh, no!
D
(jb): from whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
(Beelzeboss):
C - B D - Db E - Eb G - F#
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!
C - B D - Db E - Eb G - F# G-F#
fuck you kage and fuck you jables
D
i'll get you tenacious d!!!!
Written by Jack Black e Kyle Grass