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Intro: G C G (2x)
G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young, but a lot of fun
G D
She's my 39th lady, in the sun
G
49 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun, it's a lot of fun
D C G
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on
Am D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G Em
I think about her every damn night
Am C G
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me
G
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
C D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore
Em
Oh!
C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em C
She's sweet and she's getting old
D
And she's mine, to have and to hold
G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D C G
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
G
I stick the finger in it!
Am D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em C G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
D G
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue
G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39, but she's number one
D C
Get the apartment just right
G
she's comin' over tonight
Em C
I like it cause I don't feel scared
Em D
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
C
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
G
She's knockin' on my door!
G
I open the door
C
There she is, not too bad, good enough
D C G
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Am D G
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Am D Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
C D G
Mature woman, she's my lady
G C
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
C D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C G
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
G
Special lady
G C
We can see a fuckin' movie
D C G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G C
Comfortable shoes, never loose
D C G
We can fuckin' talk about some things
Am D G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am D
She don't need no
G
Diamond rings
Written by Jack Black/Kyle Gass