The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived(Chords)

	        
Verse 1:
    Bb  Eb    F 
Was any of it true 
Bb     Eb     F 
Gazing at me, starry-eyed 
          Bb      Eb      F 
In your Jehovah's witness suit 
Bb      Eb       F 
Who the fuck was that guy? 
    Gm       Eb       F 
You tried to buy some pills 
Gm     Eb        F 
From a friend of friends of mine 
Gm        Eb      F 
They just ghosted you 
    Gm       Eb      F 
Now you know what it feels like 


Gm             Eb            F 
   And I don't even want you back, I just want to know 
Gm            Eb           F 
   If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal 
Gm             Eb           F 
   And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give 
Gm           Eb              F 
   A message to the smallest man who ever lived? 


Verse 2:
    Bb      Eb      F 
You hung me on your wall 
Bb         Eb        F 
Stabbed me with your pushpins 
   Bb     Eb        F 
In public showed me off 
     Bb      Eb      F 
Then sank in stoned oblivion 
      Gm        Eb        F 
Cause once your queen had come 
    Gm        Eb      F 
You treat her like an also-ran 
    Gm     Eb      F 
You didn't measure up 
   Gm  Eb      F 
In any measure of a man 


Gm            Eb           F 
 And I don't even want you back, I just want to know 
Gm          Eb           F 
 If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal 
Gm           Eb           F 
 And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give 
Gm         Eb              F 
 A message to the smallest man who ever lived? 


Bridge:
                     Bb                Gm 
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? 
                     F                  Eb 
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? 
                   Bb 
Were you writing a book? 
                        Gm 
Were you a sleeper cell spy? 
                  F                   Eb 
In 50 years, will all this be declassified? 
                       Bb 
You'll confess why you did it 
                  Gm 
And I'll say good riddance 
                 F                      Eb 
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden 
                         Bb 
I would've died for your sins 
                       Gm 
Instead, I just died inside 
                F                         Eb 
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time 
                  Bb                           Gm 
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars 
               F                     Eb 
You crashed my party and your rental car 
                           Bb 
You said normal girls were boring 
                         Gm 
But you were gone by the morning 
                   F                                Eb 
You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing 
                        Bb 
And in plain sight, you hid 
                     Gm 
But you are what you did 
            F                            Eb 
And I'll forget you, but I will never forgive 
                         Bb 
The smallest man who ever lived