Clyde (i Hope At Least One Of My Ex-girlfriends Hears This)(Chords)

	        
Em 
Trying to get on my pimp shit 

But I'm stuck on my dirty tip 

So I fuck an ugly bitch 
D 
All the pretty hoes ditch 

Yeah they know it's no myth 

I'm at large, I'm a sad sap trying out feeling good 
Em 
All these cunts with a fat ass talking about my nut 

Got the last laugh hopefully as long as the last laugh 
D 
Grey flags so your death mask half cocked 

Shawty blast so these hands pop gats with the blast 
Em 
At last the moment has passed 

I got a gash in my thick skull 

Throw me in the trash call for a pick up 
D 
Death over bitches all because of Krystal 

Blood spilling in my motherfucking pimp cup 
Em 
Used to love the bitch, now she sucking other dicks 

So I cut my fucking wrists 
D 
Feel like a puddle of piss 

$Uicide, death of me who gives a fuck 
Em 
No one 

Em 
$Licky got the motherfucking pedigree 

But generally, all my ex- hoes become my enemies 
D 
And my next hoes will deal with jealousy 

From a couple chickenheads, Tori and Sophie 
Em 
Couple of them bitches that ain't important 

If pussy curving was a sport they'd call me Jordan 
D 
With my endorsement remaining dormant 

When it come to these bitches that play informant 
Em 
All the girls I done fucked with got kids or ex-husbands 
                                    D 
They junkies or strippers but hey I'm not judging 
                                                    Em 
Don't fuck with a hippy bitch, fuck with a skinny bitch 

Fuck with a needy bitch, fuck with a greedy bitch 

Nah I can't do that shit 
D 
Too much energy, energy spent unsuccessfully 
                                           Em 
Oh please just let me be one of your memories
	        

Written by Aristos Petrou / Scott Arceneaux Jr.