Pretzel Logic(Chords)

	        Intro riff then |Am7| 4X Chord code: Chord/Bass 
 
Am7                            Fmaj7                         Am7
 
I would love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show 
 
	Dm7                                                  Am7 
Yes I?d love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show 
 
	D/E	     E/A	C/D	D/G 
 
Yes I?m dying to be a star and make them laugh 
 
D/E	          E/A	     C/D	D/G 
 
Sound just like a record on a phonograph 
 
     D/E	   Amaj7     c      D	      C	       Fmaj7	G	Am7 
 
These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah 
 
  
 
I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time 
 
Yes I?ve never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time 
 
Cause he looked so fine upon that hill 
 
They tell me he was lonely, he?s lonely still 
 
These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah 
 
Solo Verse  
 
D	   Am7 
 
	I stand up on the platform 
 
	Fmaj7 
 
The man gives me the news 
 
	Am7 
 
He said you must be joking son 
 
	Am	Am/B	Am/C	Am/C#	Dm7 
 
Where did you get those shoes 
 
		Am7 
 
Where did you get those shoes 
 
  
 
Well I?ve seen ?em on the TV the movie shows 
 
They say the times are changing but I just don?t know 
 
These things are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah 
 
  
 
Fade out riff: 
 
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