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Steel Panther

Weenie Ride(Chords)

Steel Panther

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Key: C
Intro C 

Verse 
         F                       C 
I wanna tell you 'bout something fun 
      Dm 
So I wrote you this song 
           F                  C 
If you've ever been to Disneyland 
            Dm 
You know the lines can be real long 

    F                        Em 
But I got a ride that the bitches love 
Dm                      C 
you won't have to wait at all 
G 
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend 
G 
And give sexy Michael Starr a call 

C I'll take your ass for a weenie ride C Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride F It's scary like a roller coaster Fm It will stretch you out so wide C Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride C Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside F Fm It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide It's a weenie ride
Break C Verse F C I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing Dm And better than the monkey bars F C You can take it on the couch or your water bed Dm Or in the back of your Daddy's car F Em And it's open all day, night time too Dm C Seven fucking days a week G It only shuts down intermittently G So I can take a leak
C So put that snatch on a weenie ride C Ride her face down or on your side F You'll be amazed what you can fit in there Fm When some leverage is applied Am G# Open your legs for a weenie ride C F#m You won't be the first to see it and cry F G# Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide Am G It's a weenie ride, oh yeah
Solo F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G C D Middle D# Scream for me D# Scream out in ecstasy A# F Honey, won't you try the weenie ride G# You're never gonna be the same G C Dm G Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain? Verse C Step right up for a weenie ride C It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied F Oops, I think I got a little DNA Fm All over your backside C I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride C You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind F Fm Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight C For the weenie ride End C F Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride) C F Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs) C F Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh) C F Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride) C F Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah) C F G Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby) C It's a weenie ride
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