The Stocking Song(Chords)

	        
Intro: D D A 

D 
So you say you like candy canes 
G 
All the ladies do 
Bm 
Candy canes were meant for sucking 
G 
So don't you think about trying to chew 


D 
How about a little eggnog 
G 
I got a homemade recipe 
Bm 
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog 
G                           A 
Even though it's alcohol-free 



D                                   G 
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 
                            Bm 
Gonna fill it up nice and tight 
                            G             A 
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight 
D                                   G 
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 
                             Bm 
Gonna fill it up with all I got 
                             G                    A 
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot 


D D A 


D 
I know you like your toys, girl 
G 
I got toys to fulfill your needs 
Bm 
The kind that only use double D batteries 
G 
And run at variable speeds 


D 
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone 
G 
All I ask is some tit for tat 
Bm 
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra 
        G                             A 
Heck, they probably make an app for that!  Baby 


D                                   G 
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 
                            Bm 
Gonna fill it to the tippy top 
                              G 
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in... 

Take it all out... stuff it back in 
A 
You're never gonna want me to stop 
D                                   G 
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 

With holiday love and romance 
Bm                              G         A                         D        A 
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance
	        

Written by Michael Starr, Satchel, Stix Zadinia, Lexxi Fox