Wowi Can Get Sexual Too(Chords)

	        
F                   Am 
If i die and go to hell real soon 
G                        C    C/B 
It will appear to me as this room 
G          C          F 
And for eternity i'd lay in bed 
        G           C 
In my boxers half stoned 
 Dm                  F          
with a pillow under my head 
          Dm              Am 
I'd be chatting on the interweb 
  C                     C/B    F 
maggots pray upon the living dead 
G            F                        C 
i had no interest in the things she said 
         Dm     F 
on the phone everyday 
        G              F  Am 
ill permantly hit the hay-ay 
Am                                  G         C 
I called her on the phone and she touched herself 
 F             C           F       G 
She touched herself she touched herself 
    Am                              G        C 
I called her on the phone and she touched herself 
     F      G         C 
I laughed myself to sleep 
G         C 
At this rate 
 Dm       F           C 
I'll be heading for electric chairs 
Dm         F             C       C/B 
I'm only human with my claws to bare 
 G                  C     C/B 
When she described her underwear 
     F             Am       G      F          G        C 
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul 
 F                            G    C 
You're too young to be this empty girl 
        Dm              F           C 
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world 
 G                       F 
Know that you'll be my downfall 
 G                 C           C/B 
But i call and i call and i call-all 
I called 
He touched 
I called 
I laughed 
C                   Am 
I dont know what I want 
Em                  G 
I dont know what I want 
C                   Am 
I dont know what I want 
Em                  G 
I dont know what I want 
I called 
He touched 
I called 
I laughed