Retarted In Love(Chords)

	        
G                                      D 
They take advantage of him all of the time 
       Em              C 
Their fingers rape his cavities 
G                    D 
Probing for a hidden cliche 
       Em                C 
He's a fruit that got in gravity's way 
          G                              D 
He's the first to tell you he's full of shit 
           Em            C 
Like thats half a compliment for men 
           G                       D 
Though hes waking up in puddles of piss 
     Em                 C 
He marinates his metaphors in them 

    B 
And in this moment 
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em  
La lalaladada lalaladada lalaladada 
            C 
They'll be falling in love 
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em  
La lalaladada lalaladada lalaladada 

G                                     D 
She takes photographs of people she knows 
           Em                C 
She brings out the best and worst in them 
     G                         D 
And God is buried deep in the folds 
        Em                    C 
Of her fractured self and the lies that they've told 
             G                   D 
She used to laugh at everything old 
          Em              C 
It was a joke that never aged a bit 
     G                                     D 
But when they robbed her of her infinite smile 
          Em                   C 
She said maybe I'll just play dead for a while 
    B 
And in this moment 
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em  
La lalaladada lalaladada lalaladada 
            C 
They'll be falling in love 
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em  G 
La lalaladada lalaladada lalaladada 

           Em D Csus4  G  Csus4 
I'm right here and I must admit 
G                    D 
I've been pining for you 
       Em    D   Csus4 
Your my wish 
       G        Csus4     D           G 
When I touch my self I am conjuring you 
           Em  D  Csus4 
For fresh dirt 
G                Csus4          G            D 
when we talk all night and the minutes are free 
       Em D Csus4   G      Csus4             D           G  
I just hope when I cast my spell you'll be falling for me 

Because 
Em              Csus4 
Falling in love could be the first thing 
Am                Asus4 
Falling in love could be the worst thing 
Em               Csus4 
Falling in love there's no rehearsing 
Asus4 
Retarded in love