Rodney Carrington

The Beer Song(Chords)

Rodney Carrington

Key: D

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Our work day's done. 
              G  
Go grab a shower! 
               A  
Let's hit the pub. 
             D  
It's Happy Hour. 
D  
If we get bombed. 
              G 
Who gives a damn? 
              A 
I'm not as drunk,  
                D 
As you think I am. 

 D 
Those chicks right there 
                G 
don't look to good, 
                 A 
but three more beers... 
            D 
I think I would! 

It's either them, 
              G  
or my right hand. 
              A 
I'm not as think, 
               D 
as you drunk I am! 

 G               D  
So by another round. 
                  A 
We'll sit right here, 
                D 
and drink 'em down. 
         G 
Get everyone 
          D 
another beer. 
                 A 
You'll have to kick 
           D 
us outta here. 

D 
Say are you girls 
                    G 
waitin' on your friends? 
                A 
What did you say?!? 
              D  
You're lesbians! 
  
Bartender cancel 
               G 
those two drinks. 
           A 
I'm not as am, 
                  D 
as you drunk I think. 

  
This beer is movin' 
           G 
like a train. 
               A 
I think my lizard 
           D 
needs a drain. 
  
But first I'll have 
           G  
a double shot. 
                 A 
I'm drunk you think, 
              D 
as you am is not. 

 G               D 
So by another round. 
                   A 
We'll sit right here, 
                 D 
and drink 'em down. 
          G  
Get everyone 
          D 
another beer. 
                A 
You'll have to kick 
           D 
us outta here. 

This bathroom's nice 
          G  
as it can be. 
                 A 
It's got four walls; 
                D 
I've puked on three! 
  
Oops, here comes more! 
               G  
I'll use the sink. 
               A 
I'm not as thrunk, 
              D 
as you am I dink. 

  
I put that bouncer 
                G  
right in his place. 
                 A 
I smacked his elbow     
          D 
with my face. 
  
He's lucky that 
                G  
it's closin time. 
              A 
Drunk am is not, 
                 D 
as you think you I'm. 

 G               D  
So by another round. 
                  A 
We'll sit right here, 
               D 
and drink 'em down. 
         G  
Get everyone 
          D 
another beer. 
                 A 
You'll have to kick 
            D 
us outta here.
	        

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