Shane(Chords)

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My hair is kinda thinning 
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I got a tooth thats kinda loose 
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My belly is getting bigger 
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Waist size is 42 
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My prostates getting larger 
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I pee more than I should 
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My pecker feels like cotton 
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When it use to feel like wood 

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She still loves me 
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She still tells me I'm cute  
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And even though she screws the pool boy  
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Our love it still feels new 
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She loves me 
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And I love her just the same 
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The other day she got some flowers not from me 
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You know the flowers came from shane 
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Who the fuck is shane 

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I've lost a lot of money 
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Gambling till I'm sick 
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With a lot she's made  
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On a corner turning tricks 
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I know it sounds crazy 
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To think thats what i let her do 
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But if you saw the cash she's made  
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I'd bet you let her to 

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She still loves me 
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She still tells me I'm cute  
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And even though she screws the pool boy  
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Our love it still feels new 
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She loves me 
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And I love her just the same 
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The other day she got some money not from me 
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You know the money came from shane 
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Who the fuck is shane 

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Ain't it kinda funny how to people make it work 
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Though unconventional nobodies getting hurt 
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No no no no  

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She still loves me 
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She still tells me I'm cute  
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And even though she screws the pool boy  
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Our love it still feels new 
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She loves me 
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And I love her just the same 
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The other day we got together me and her 
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And a goofy son bitch named shane