Rodney Carrington

Dear Penis(Chords)

Rodney Carrington

Key: D

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	        D       G               A            D 
Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more, 
    G                  A                 D 
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, 
         G              A            D 
Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more. 
G               A                   D                               
 It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine, 
G               A             D  
 That's all we needed, to get by. 
G               A                          D                                       D 
 Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis 
         A             D 
I don't like you any more. 
 
    D                 G              A            D 
He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more, 
     G                  A                  D 
Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before. 
G                     A            D 
 Dear Rodney I don't like you any more. 
 
G          A                 D 
 Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship, 
G                     A            D 
 Come to terms with truly how we feel. 
G               A             D                                     G 
 If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home forever, dear penis, 
          A                D 
I think I like you after all. 
      G                   A                D 
Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls. 
 
 
 
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