When You Get A Bad Haircut(Chords)

	        
Verse 
D                   G 
I should have never gone 
D                                   G 
To get my haircut by my room mate?s mum 
D                  G 
Eighty percent off is not a good deal when she 
D                    G 
Cuts eighty percent off 

Verse 
D                      G 
Should have gotten the clue 
D                            G 
By looking at my room mate?s do 
           D                            G 
Looks like two squirrels climbed up his back 
               A 
Made it on his scalp and died in the act 

        G 
She was clipping away 
                        A 
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror 
G 
I wanted to say 
                       A 
Something but I didn?t want to offend her 
       G 
So I shut my mouth 
     A 
Then she gave me a spin 
       G 
I look like a stunt double for the weekend 


Verse 
        D                       G 
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut 
   D                            G 
My head looks like a (fat boobs butt) 
           D                             G 
I should audition for the role of (brier tuck) 
              D                       G 
Cause I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut 

Bridge 
        A 
I got a modern art installation on my head 
       G 
I look like I walked off the set of walking dead 

        D                       G 
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut 
        D                       G 
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut 
     A                 G 
But, haircuts they are temporary 
A                       G 
It will grow out before you get married 
A                     G 
Unless you?re already married 
       A                      G 
And in that case, it will grow out 
            D 
Before your second marriage