Callin In Twisted(Chords)

	        Intro: B 

Verse 1:
 
B 
I?m calling in sick, I?m calling in twisted 
      E            B 
I was drinking two fisted, I?m sick 

I?m calling in twisted 

Verse 2:
 
B 
Hanging with friends, we were doing slammers 
E 
They tried to get me hammered, 
            B 
Boss I said no, but they insisted 

Verse 3:
 
B 
I?m calling in sick, I?m calling in bland 
    E 
The biggest drinking soul ever known to man 
    B 
I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 

Instrumental: B   E   B   B   E   B 

Verse 4:
 
B 
I?m calling in sick, I?m calling in tired 
E 
Oooh man I am oh so wired 
    B 
I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 

Verse 5:
 
B 
Won?t be the first time, I lost a good job 
E 
Look at me now I?m a drunken slob, I?M A DRUNKEN SLOB 
    B 
I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 

Verse 6:
 
B 
I?m calling in pissed, hung over y?all 
          E 
I?m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call 
    B 
I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 

Instrumental: B   E   B   B   E   B 

Verse 7:
 
B 
I?m calling in sick, I?m calling in twisted 
      E            B 
I was drinking two fisted, I?m sick 

I?m calling in twisted 

Verse 8:
 
B 
I?m calling in pissed, hung over y?all 
          E 
I?m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call 
    B 
I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 
         B 
Yeah I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 
         B                    E 
Yeah I?m sick, I?m calling in twisted 

Outro: B  E