Wiggles And Ritalin(Chords)

	        
     
C                                              F 
Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin 
     C                                           G 
Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been 
             C                                                   F 
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin 
   C                         G                C                 
So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin 

C                                               F 
Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars 
       C                                                G 
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are 
          C                                             F 
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far 
      C                      G                     C  
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars 


Chorus: 
G 
If only Dad would have spanked me instead 
   F                        C 
Of dopin me up and messing with my head 
  Em   
I might have turned out to be a regular guy 
    F                          G 
But its all that I know and I gotta get high 

C                                                      F 
So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine 
         C                                                      G  
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain 
            C                                                     F 
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane 
      C                                                    C  
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine 

Chorus 
G 
If only Dad would have spanked me instead 
   F                        C 
Of dopin me up and messing with my head 
  Em   
I might have turned out to be a regular guy 
    F                          G 
But its all that I know and I gotta get high 

C                                                        F 
So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos 
         C                                               G 
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos 
          C                                                   F 
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons 
      C                                                      G 
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos 

                                                           
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
	        

Written by Willy Braun