Little Spider On The Shower Wall(Chords)

	        Intro 
Cmaj7   G D 
Cmaj7   G D 

Verse 1:
Cmaj7 
  Little spider on the shower wall 
        G 
Are you hydrated? 
       D 
Do you need to make a phone call? 
Cmaj7 
  I'm sure you're scared and your mother's worried sick 
            G 
Well rest assured Mrs spider 
D                                 Cmaj7  G  D 
Nothing's going to happen to your kid 

       Cmaj7 
I talk at you for an hour, without taking a breath 
      G                                 D 
I get all of these little things off my stupid little chest 
       Cmaj7 
At the end of the hour when we're both soaking wet 
          C                          D 
I give an awkward 'I love you' and I tell you you're my best friend 


Interlude 
Cmaj7    G D 

Pre-Chorus
             C 
It's hard to come by 
        Bm 
Pure comraderie 
     Am7 
Unconditionally   Wooh! 


Interlude 
Cmaj7    G D 

Verse 2:
Cmaj7 
  Little spider you've been here for a while 
            G                        D 
You've been spinning your web on the same couple tiles 
Cmaj7 
  Aren't you tired of that worn out paint 
     G 
Oh I know it's familiar 
    D 
But sometimes things just have to change 

Interlude 
Cmaj7    G D 

Verse 3:
 
          Cmaj7 
Oh you're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome to stay 
             G 
But dont you dare forget the difference 
        D 
Between venting and complaining 
               Cmaj7 
Because you're driving me crazy with your outbursts of antics 
      G                                 D 
And I love you goddamnit, don't make me put you in the attic 

Interlude 
Cmaj7    G D 

Bridge:
      C 
Not a punishment 
         Bm 
Just own up to it 
       Am7 
Just acknowledge it 


C 
  Oh, woah, oh 
D 
  Oh, woah, oh 
Em   D 
  Mm hmm 


Outro 
C 
  Little spider on the shower wall 
  D 
I know that I'm shallow   and you deal with that all the time 
Em                                D 
  You deal with that all the time 
C 
  Little spider on the shower wall 
       D 
You're shaping up to be a bit of an asshole 
Em 
  A bit of an asshole 
D 
  A bit of an asshole 
C  D  Em  D 
C 
  Oh, woah, oh 
D       Em  D 
  Oh, woah, oh