Verse 1:
G D Em
Jeff found a genie in a bottle
C D
Who said, 'I can give you anything you ask
G D
You can have your wishes, three
Em
And a million more for free
C D G
It's unlimited just set me to the task'
Verse 2:
G D Em
Well, Jeff thought awhile, said, 'I want houses
C D
I want boats, I want fancy modern art
G D
I want tickets to the MET
Em
I want my own private jet
C D G
And a rocket into space just for a start!'
Verse 3:
G D Em
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen
C D
His every wish bolted from the blue
G D
And folks all over town
Em
Grew enamored, gathered 'round
C D G
To admire the man who wishes had come true
C D G
They said, 'Let's hear it for the man who has everything
C D Em
By good fortune he was set so far apart
C D G
Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything
C D G
'Cause his wishes are only at the start'
Verse 4:
G D Em
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried
C D
He said, 'Everybody's getting in my way'
G D
The genie smiled as before
Em
'You've got a million wishes more
C D G
You can even give a bunch of them away'
Verse 5:
G D Em
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet
C D
'Til he finally said, 'I have just one wish more
G D
I am satisfied
Em
So I wish that you would die
C D G
So you cannot grant wishes anymore'
Verse 6:
G D Em
Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny
C D
'Til she finally said, 'Your wish is my command'
G D
And with an effervescent sigh
Em
She disappeared before his eyes
C D G
And no wishes were ever granted there again
C D G
So let's hear it for the man who has everything
C D Em
By good fortune he was set so far apart
C D G
Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything
C D G
Every single fucking thing except a heart