No Cock Like Horse Cock(Chords)

	        Intro 

verse 1 
C                           Am 
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way 
C                            Am 
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday 
F                        C 
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 
      G 
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say 

verse 2 
C                           Am 
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes 
C                                   Am 
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines 
F                        C 
This molded silicone has got me begging please 
G 
Give me more of what I really need 

Chorus 1 
               F            C 
Cause there is no cock like horse cock 
G                 Am 
Send your asshole into shock 
         F             C 
You need horse cock of course-cock 
G 
Grab the lube and slam the day away 

verse 3 
C                         Am 
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and 
C                        Am 
I think of drinking in a foot or even two 
F                           C 
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer 
G 
Slip it in and out be dripping goo 

Chorus 2(Dampened) 
          F          C 
As I take more cock, horse cock 
G                 Am 
Shut the door and turn the lock 
   F           C 
Is your cock a horse cock? 
G 
You will never hear me saying neigh 


Chorus 3 
               F            C 
Cause there is no cock like horse cock 
G             Am 
Rub my dick inside a sock 
F               C 
Don't stop now, horse cock 
G 
Stretch out my insides and make me bray 

Outro 
repeat: 
          F           C 
My lovely horse cock, horse cock 
G Am 
scatting 
F           C 
Horse cock, horse cock 
G G 
scatting
	        

Written by Pepper Coyote