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Intro
verse 1
D Bm
Maybe someone's going to save me
G
My heart is made of gravy
D
And the laps I swim from lunatics don't count
Bm
Open up your stockings
A
Pull out all the things you never wanted
G D
From room service calls, room service calls
verse 2
D Bm
Open up your hands and let me see the things you keep in there
G
I don't want to split up fifty-fifty
D
That's the way we do it in this rose town
Bm
I've got all the glory in the world
A
I hope it doesn't floor you before you go
G D
Room service calls in the random falls, go!
Chorus 1
D
Whenever, whenever, whenever, whenever
A G
Whenever, whenev-ev-ev-ev-ev-ever I feel fine
D
I'm going to walk away from all this, all that
D
The groovy groovy kitty, you little little pity
A
With your slip shag watching back
G D
You skinny, skinny people don't like that when you con them, spell me
verse 3
D Bm
Spritzer on ice in New York City
G
Isn't it a pity
D
You never had anything to mix with that
Bm
Listen to the tender
A
Behind the open chest in the hall
G D
Room service calls, I'm blue and green and cream and blue
Chorus 2
D
Whenever, whenever, whenever
A G
When-nen-nen-nen-en-en-en-ever, oh I feel fine
D
I'll walk the plank for you
D
I'll walk the plank, I'll walk the plank for you
A
In the da-da-da-da-dark of the capi-federal
G D
Jacob, Jacob Javits, I'd like to thank you for everything, primarily your glass house
Outro
E5
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
F5
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
G5
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
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Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis, one, two, three, go!
D A G D
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