Virtual Life(Chords)

	        Intro 
G  D  Em  C (x2) 

G            D 
I'm bored I need a new topic 
Em                   C 
search the world for another subject 
G                 D            Em                D 
and by the time I find it　I've forgotten where I was 
G          D 
iPod and a plasma TV 
Em           C  
on the latest reality series 
G               D 
surf the web and I M a bit 
Em             C 
while I'm on my cell-phone 

G D Em C 

G                D 
I'm high def and I'm proud of it 
Em              C 
and tivo doesn't skip a bit 
G                  D                  Em          C 
if I fall asleep I know that I won't ever miss a thing 
G             D 
rewind, record and slow mo 
Em            C 
satellite and digital cable 
G          D 
wi-fi, I'm high speed 
Em                     C 
got a Brooks & Dunn Ringtone 

              G      D 
But you can't upload love 
              Em       C 
And you can't download time 
           G               D 
You can't google all life's answers 
Em7       Dadd11/F#           C9     Dsus4  
But everything is gonna be alright 
G                D 
Cause I love you honey 
              Em         C 
and what we've got's the genuine 
G 
real deal this ain't no 
D             G  D  Em  C              
Virtual Life 

G              D 
I need a break from technology 
Em          C 
I think I owe you an apology 
G                 D         Em               C   
I've analyzed our data to quantize the way I feel 
G             D 
been thinking maybe I should 
Em            C 
hold you now that would feel real good 
G                        D         Em           C 
a real female instead of e-mail sounds alright to me 

           G      D 
But you can't upload love 
              Em       C 
And you can't download time 
           G               D 
You can't google all life's answers 
Em7       Dsus4/F#           C9     Dsus4  
But everything is gonna be alright 
G                D 
Cause I love you honey 
              Em         C 
and what we've got's the genuine 
G 
real deal this ain't no 
D             G  D  Em  C              
Virtual Life 

G                  D 
Old school yeah, a little old fashioned 
Em               C 
still don't know how it happened 
    G            D                  Em               C 
but now we got 3 kids, a car, and a mortgage of our own 
G         D   
I think I finally got the lowdown 
Em                        C 
Sometimes we just need to slowdown 
     G                 D            Em 
take time to smell the roses, pet a dog 
          C (one strum) 
and be in love 

           G      D 
But you can't upload love 
              Em       C 
And you can't download time 
           G               D 
You can't google all life's answers 
Em7       Dsus4/F#           C9     Dsus4  
But everything is gonna be alright 
G                D 
Cause I love you honey 
              Em         C 
and what we've got's the genuine 
G 
real deal this ain't no 
D             G  D  Em  C              
Virtual Life              Virtual Life 

G  D  Em  C (x6) 

Em C G
	        

Written by Paul Brandt