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A D
Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us
E F#m
You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus
A D
There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
E F#m
But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be
A
A prick
D
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake
E F#m
You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take
A D
But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
E F#m
And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
D E A F#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
D E A F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D E A F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D E
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A D
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick
E F#m
I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
A D
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
E F#m
At the beer pong table where you never lose
D E A F#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
D E A F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D E A F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D E
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A F#m
There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
D E
Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you
A F#m
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
D E
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko
A F#m
Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
D E
Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
A F#m
Drinking Jose all day party in here
Dm
You drink mad beers
D E A F#m
Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce
D E A F#m
The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
D E A F#m
It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
D E
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D Dm
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
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Written by Josh Dicker/Joe Ragosta