The Blank Husband Epidemic(Chords)

	        

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G#                C#  
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband 

A             E       G         A 
who hated his job and hated his life 

F#m  
so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy 

                  B 
off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life 

F#m 
he couldn't silence the ever present thought 

     B 
'i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man' 

        Emaj7 
and his heart was blank 

Amaj7 
don't we know what blank people are good for 

                      B Amaj7 B 
what they are good for 

G#                C# 
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband 

A                 E      G          A 
who just couldn't escape or catch a break 

F#m             
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic 

B 
because he hated his bike and he hated his life 

F#m 
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge  

             B 
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man 

        Emaj7 
and his heart was blank  

         Amaj7 
don't we know what blank people are good for 

                      B Amaj7 B 
what they are good for 

          E             F#m            G#m                 G                            
until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline 

        A                A7             D7 B7 
and she must have made a stunning first impression 

           E              F#m            G#m                     G 
because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline 

       A#            Cm 
but my Auntie didn't care 

    F                                         A# 
she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere 

               A   B E 
by god they're everywhere 

G#                C#  
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband 

 A  E