Why I Cry(Chords)

	        
verse 1 
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Lady, I 
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Have been told that you only date nice guys 
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Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth 
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Your ass just hit pay dirt 
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I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth 

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Here's a rose bouquet 
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I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée 
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Now mount this stallion and we shall ride 
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While also flying kites 
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And make love inside a rainbow through the night 

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Then after sex I'll cry 
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Cry 
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And also before sex I'll cry 
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Cry 


BRIDGE 
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(Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient 
paleontologist?'cause I want to date you badly) 

verse 2 
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Watch a film with me 
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I love boring romantic co_me____dies 
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Hop in my carriage, this is like your  dream 
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Any movie we see 
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Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed 

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Now it's almost dawn 
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I can communicate with newborn  fawns 
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Now they'll perform an ancient forest   dance 
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That will melt off your pants 
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Take my junk by the hand, this is romance! 

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And during sex I'll cry____ (thinking about sex makes me) 
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Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I) 
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Cry______ (They measure angles) 
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Cry  


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(Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking 
about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly 
tilted.)