Road Trip(Chords)

	        

*If you don't like playing Bb chords, put a  
Capo on the 3rd  
fret and transpose this tab DOWN 3 half-steps to play in G 


Bb                                 
   I met a girl a few weeks ago  
            (Bb) 
   She's so smart and beautiful 
C       
   When she's around I feel my heart beat  
               Eb                F 
   Down in the very depths of my soul 
              Bb 
   So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags 
              (Bb) 
   We're going on a cross-country trip 
                  C 
   'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date 
                 Eb         F 
   We'll start a meaningful relationship 

   
   FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!! 


Eb               Bb 
   Letâ??s hit the road 
     F      Gm       Eb          Bb       
   I was so close to... personal growth  
          F             Gm 
   So California here I come 
Eb         Bb   F          Gm 
   I wanna bone across the nation  
Ab              Eb             F 
   Let's bust a load of summer fun! 


            Bb 
   I porked most of New York  
                (Bb) 
   I banged 'em silly in Philly 
             (Bb) 
   I had â??em screaming for Balti-more 
                C 
   I slapped my groin on Des Moines 
                  (C) 
   And dropped my phallus in Dallas 
              Eb                  F 
   Weâ??re only halfway through Day Four 


                       Bb 
   I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC 
           (Bb) 
   Bust coconuts on Miami 
           (Bb) 
   I shot puree on Santa Fe 
               C 
   I gave some penix to Phoenix 
               (C) 
   And my nuts rattled Seattle 
                Eb           F 
   So hard they felt it in L.A. 


   TAKE THAT! YEAH!!! 


Eb             Bb     F   Gm 
   Now here we are in California 
Eb                 Bb 
   These girls are hot 
             F               Gm 
   And Brian bought us a new yacht  
      (Gm) 
   He killed the previous owner 
Eb                 Bb         F    Gm 
   Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure 
Ab            Eb               F 
   This boner quest has just begun! 


Eb            Bb 
   I left 'em smitten in Britain 
               F                           Gm 
   And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina 
Eb                 Bb 
   Then things got beejy in Fiji 
           F                              Gm 
   I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden  
Eb                   Bb 
   New Zealand got a blast of my semen 
              F                                   Gm 
   I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion 
   Bb         Eb 
   I Banged-ladesh! 
               F 
   Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause... 


Eb                Bb 
   I've conquered Earth 
         F       Gm  
   It is time to move on! 
Eb              Bb 
   Let's take a rocket 
             F         Gm 
   Find some hot alien sluts 
       (Gm)  
   Set phasers to thrust 
Eb             Bb 
   No time for spacesuits 
        F       Gm 
   I am way too horny! 
Ab                 Eb 
   Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK