Ninja Sex Party

Eating Food In The Shower(Chords)

Ninja Sex Party

Key: Cm

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Intro 
Cm   Eb   Bb   Db Eb Fm 
Cm   Eb   Bb 

SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. 
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff. 
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON! 

verse 1 
Fm7 
I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman 
                                  Bb           Cm 
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine 
Fm7 
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast 
                                 Bb            Cm 
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time 

Fm 
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day 
       Fm 
I prepared you this buffet 
   Bbm                                    Csus4   C 
So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me 

Gm F/A Bb Let's eat our food in the shower Eb Bb F7 Just look at the time we've saved Gm Eb Bb Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential Eb Bb F/A Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray Gm F/A Bb We're eating food in the shower Eb Bb F7 Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain Gm Eb Bb Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life Eb Bb F/A And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!
Bridge Gm Fsus4 F Bbsus4 Bb Absus4 Ab Gb(b5) Gb Gb(b5) Gb Csus C SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell you I - whoops. Sorry I'll get that, that was... WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me. verse 2 Fm Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin' Bb Cm It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate Fm Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner Bb Cm Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date! Fm Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter Fm And hold my pruney hand Bbm C I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)
Gm F/A Bb Eating food in the shower Eb Bb F7 But just between us I don't deny Gm Eb Bb All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos Eb Bb F/A Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!) Gm F/A Bb We're eating food in the shower Eb Bb F7 This is the pinnacle of your year Gm Eb Bb The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter Eb Bb F/A Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
Outro Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm Cm Eb Bb Fm Gm SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!

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