When Did I Become Such A Bitch(Chords)

	        Intro: 
Gm C Am Bb 
Gm C F 

Verse 1:
Gm           C      F     Bb 
In Sears and Roebuck, in 1957 
Gm           C      F     Bb 
In my last life, all good girls would go to heaven 
Gm           C      F     Bb 
But I've a strangeness, a queer propensity 
Gm           C            F 
For twisting the knife too easily 

Bridge:
F        Adim/Eb        Bb/D 
When I think I'm getting better 
      Bbm/Db 
I'm just getting worse 
F        Adim/Eb          Bb/D 
When I think I've got it made 
       Bbm/Db      C 
I am impossibly cursed 


 G        Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
    C    G     Bb       F 
And how did I let this happen? 
        C    G 
I don't know 
         Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
  Gm            C 
I used to be so nice 


Instrumental: 
Gm C Am Bb 
Gm C F 

Verse 2:
Gm           C 
It's like a sickness 
F            Bb 
I'm powerless to stop it 
Gm           C        F                   Bb 
My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic 
Gm           C      F             Bb 
Don't give me reasons, just give me therapy 
Gm           C                  F 
But really, just give me what I want 

Bridge:
F        Adim/Eb        Bb/D 
When I think I'm getting better 
      Bbm/Db 
I'm evil again 
F        Adim/Eb          Bb/D 
When I think I've got it fixed 
       Bbm/Db      C 
I have familiar refrains 


 G        Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
    C    G     Bb       F 
And how did I let this happen? 
        C    G 
I don't know 
         Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
  Gm            C 
I used to be so nice 
        Gm            C 
Well I used to be alright 


Middle 8 

    D             F          G                D 
But I hate everyone and everything all of the time 
     F 
And being so cruel 
    G 
'Cause all the pleasure that I get 

My wicked tongue helps me forget 
   G 
Myself and all my foolish ways 
                                     Gm  C 
'Cause being good is just so fucking boring 
 F   Bb        Gm C F Bb 
La la la it's boring 

Instrumental: 
Gm C Am Bb 
Gm C F 

Bridge:
F        Adim/Eb        Bb/D 
When I think I'm getting better 
    Bbm/Db 
I'm just getting worse 
 F        Adim/Eb        Bb/D 
When I think I've got it made 
           Bbm/Db 
I am impossibly cursed 
F        Adim/Eb        Bb/D 
When I think that I'm better 
       Bbm/Db 
I'm worse, yes I am 
F        Adim/Eb        Bb/D 
When I think that I'm better 
        Bbm/Db     C 
I find that I'm cursed 


 G        Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
    C    G     Bb       F 
And how did I let this happen? 
        C    G 
I don't know 
         Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
  C            G             Bb   Bbm 
I used to be so nice once upon a time 

 G        Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
    C    G     Bb       F 
And how did I let this happen? 
        C    G 
I don't know 
         Bb          F 
When did I become such a bitch? 
   Gm            C 
I used to be so nice 
   Gm            C 
Well I used to be alright 


Outro:
Gm C Am Bb 
Gm C F