Verse 1:
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Everything's up to date in Kansas City
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They gone about as fer as they can go
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They went an' built a skyscraper seven stories high
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About as high as a buildin' orta grow.
C G7 C G7
Everything's like a dream in Kansas City
C E7 A7
It's better than a magic lantern show.
D7 G7 C E7 Am
You can turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat
D G7 C E7 Am
With every kind of comfort every house is all complete.
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You could walk the privees in the rain and never wet your feet!
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They've gone about as fer as they can go.
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They've gone about as fer as they can go!
Verse 2:
C G7 C G7
Everything's up to date in Kansas City
C E7 A7
They've gone about as fer as they can go
D7 G7 C E7 Am
They got a big theatre they call a burleque
G D7 G F G7
For fifty cents you could see a dandy show!
C G7 C G7
One of the gals is fat and pink and pretty
C E7 A7
As round above as she was round below
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I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel
D G7 C E7 Am
But then she started dancin' and her dancin' made me feel
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That every single thing she had was absolutely real!
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She went about as fer as she could go
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Yes, Sir! She went about as fer as she could go!