After School Special(Chords)

	        
Am        B 
My mom is better than 

C          F 
Your mom, and your dad too. 

Am           B 
She knows nutrition well, 

C           F 
That's why I'm trim & lean! 

             D 
Because she cooks, 

      C 
She cleans, 

      B 
She lies, 

      G# 
She says... 


I'm handsome! 


Interlude


Am           B 
Once dad hit me so hard, 

C            F  
Mom felt it on her cheek! 

              D  
Because she cooks, 

      C 
She cleans, 

     B 
She lies, 

     G# 
She says... 


I am handsome! (That's right...) 


Interlude


Am          B 
My mom is better than 

C           F 
Your mom, and your dad too. 

Am                    B 
She's there when she needs to be there, 

C               F 
That's why I'm here today! 

             D   
Because she cooks, 

     C 
She cleans, 

     B 
She lies, 

     G# 
She says... 


You fuckin' lied to me