Montgomery Gentry

Merry Christmas From The Family(Chords)

Montgomery Gentry

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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk, 
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At a christmas party 
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We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog. 
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend, 
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He was a Mexican. 
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We didn't know what to think of him, 
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'Til he sang Feliz Navi Da, Feliz Navi Da. 
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Brother Ken brought his kids with him. 
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The three from his first wife Lynn, 
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And the two  identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell. 
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Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye, 
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Who talks all about AA. 
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Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel. 
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The First Noel. 
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on, 
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone. 
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store, 
We need some ice and an extension cord. 
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite, 
A box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights. 
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Hallelujah, everybody say cheese 
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Merry Christmas from the family. 
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Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen, 
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them. 
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But when they tried to plug their motorhome in, 
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They blew our christmas lights. 
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong, 
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So we all waited out on our front lawn. 
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He threw the breaker and the lights came on, 
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And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night. 
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Oh, Holy Night. 
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on, 
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one. 
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go, 
We need some celery and a can of fake snow. 
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, 
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights 
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Hallelujah, everybody say cheese. 
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Merry Christmas from the family 
Feliz Navi Da.

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