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Momma makes the best fried chicken,
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Wrangler makes the best blue jeans,
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Everybody knows Oklahoma,
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makes the best football teams.
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I believe that the Mormons, make the best pioneers.
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So I'm going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
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The best two years, the best two years.
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Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
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The best two years, the best two years.
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Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
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First I'm going to warn the little dutch boy,
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stuck his finger in the middle of the dike.
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That a flood of love is coming,
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and it's riding on a ten-speed bike.
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Wheels spin faster than a windmill,
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Cause I'm always in the highest gears.
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All among the land of the tulips, I'll be turning out my best two years.
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The best two years, the best two years.
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Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
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The best two years, the best two years.
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Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
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May not be a looker,
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and I may not know that much,
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but I will have a book or two,
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of Mormons wrote in Dutch.
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And I may not be kissing the one,
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Who's gonna be my wife.
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But my two lips will thank the Lord,
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For the best two years, of my whole life.
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Ringing lots of doorbells, I'll be talking in the street,
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I'll be preaching with the spirit, to every single person that I meet,
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Sometimes I get frightened,
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but that feeling disappears.
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Here in the land of the tulips, I'll be knocking out my best two years...
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Knocking out my best two years,
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Knocking out my best two years.
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The best two years, the best two years.
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Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
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The best two years, the best two years.
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Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
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Turning out my best two years,
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Knocking out my best two years!