Verse 1:
B7 Em
I was hot
G
I went to parties a lot Y'know?
Am
I was driving Lamborghinis
Bbm
Sipping super-dry martinis
C B7
In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht
Em
But I was depressed
G
Also completely obsessed
Am
An unhappy beauty queen
A#m
Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina
B7
I had such low self-esteem
I was a mess
Am
So I gave it all up for the netherworld
Em
I've been here forever, girl
D
If I was more clever, girl
G
I would've stuck it out
B7
Knowing what life's about
Verse 2:
B7 Em
Don't be blind
G
You left your whole life behind
Am
See a shrink, Call a priest
Bbm
Ask the recently deceased
C B7
Death is final and you cannot press rewind
Am
Don't jump when the light is red
Em
Toasters should be used for bread
D
Never smoke cigars in bed
G B7
Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro
Am
Don't cheat on the one you wed
G
Never whip a thoroughbred
B7
Angry pygmys shrunk his head
B7 C
Why did it take death to see
B7
Happiness was up to me?