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Eb7M
The trains not running, the cabs aren't coming
F
And I am going to the plaza hotel
Eb7M Bb
One mile down and seven to go
Cm Eb7M
Seven to go, he needs to know
Eb7M Gbaug
Though I'm not showing, the baby's growing
F
And I am going to the plaza hotel
Eb7M Bb
One mile down and seven to go
Am7 Eb7M
Seven to go, watch the road asshole!
Cm Gm
Who are you calling crazy, I will pick his little Daisy
Eb7M Em7
And I'll stick it to her that he's mine
Eb7M
And this baby here is genuine
Dm7
Once he knows he'll kick her out the door
Cm Eb BbM7
We'll open up a bottle, hell, we'll open too
Eb7M F
He'll propose, I'll smile and say sure
Cm7 Dm
Then presto-poof, my dreams have all come true
Abm
I will be a rich man's wife
Gb C#
With a rich man's baby and be set for life
E7M
A débutante, a connoisseur
Bbm Eb
Wait, what if I turn into her?
C#m Eb
When the new shiny thing becomes the one who wears the ring
Abm Abm7 Fm
I'm guessing I'll have two good years
E7M Abm
Before another shiny thing appears
E7M Ebm7
One-way road, is that what this is?
Dbm E BM7
Have I traveled on it from a very early age
E7M Ebm
One-way road, where the choices are his
Dbm Eb
And the dead-ends in a cage
Abm Eb B Fm7
Tom may not be loyal, but with him I'm royalty
Abm Eb B Fm7
Do I let him break my heart, or nose, to gain security?
Ebsus4 Fm7 Gb
No dress, no ring, no party, no baby
Ebsus4 Eb
Will ever set me free
Abm Eb
The trains not running, the cabs aren't coming
Gb Fm7
And I'm not going to the Plaza Hotel
E7M B
Turn around, go back to George
Db B
Back to George, back to home
E Ebsus4
He'll love this baby as his own
E7M BM7
And soon we three will be a million miles away
E7M BM7
I know that George will love me, come what may
Bbdim Eb7 Abm
God, it's so simple that it's funny
Fdim E
The only choice is love or money
Ebsus4
A one-way road
Abm Abm7 Fdim E7M
No matter what
Abm