Misc Cartoons

Childhood Ruined(Chords)

Misc Cartoons

Key: C#

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Intro: C# 

Verse 

F#                   Bb 
Childhood is precious, 
B                              F# 
but if we knew the whole truth then, 
B                 Bb       Eb 
it would make our memories dark, 
   Ab           C#                F# 
so here's your, childhood, ruined. 

F#                                       B            F# 
The Little Mermaid movie poster featured dicks, not a lie. 
        B                     F# 
And the original story of the Mermaid ended 
         Ab                 C# 
When the Little Mermaid died. 
F# 
The Land Before Time was awesome, 
        B                         F# 
Ducky's voice was a little girl's 'quack'. 
    B                     Bb      Eb 
Her real dad murdered her in cold blood, 
       Ab          C#        F# 
That's why Ducky's voice did not come back. 

F# B Eb C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, the truth is out there, and the truth is wow. F# B Eb C# F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now! F# 'How about writers?'
Verse F# B F# the author of Peter Pan kept a book up on the shelf. B F# Ab C# He forged a will to get custody of kids then Peter killed himself. F# B F# The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach really hated the Jews, B Bb Eb Ab C# F# And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland was a pedophile too. Eb B C# The writer of the Giving Tree was a poetry machine, Eb His children's poems were so pornographic, B C# They were first published in Playboy Magazine.
F# B Eb C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow. F# B Eb C# F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!
Bridge Eb E.T. wasn't always a puppet, B C# He was played by a kid born with no legs. Eb During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died, B C# But sometimes you've gotta break a couple eggs.
F# B Eb C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, no more 'barks', no more 'meows'. F# B Eb C# F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now.
Bridge Eb So when it comes down to the truth, B C# Sometimes you must just surrender, Eb B C# The principal from Ferris Bueller is a registered sex offender... Outro F# More child stars overdose, B F# Than time in this song will allow, B Bb Eb And so I have to ask you: Ab C# F# 'Is your childhood ruined now?'

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