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One Monday morning I got up late
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And there was these monkeys outside me gate
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Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
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The monkeys got free and they ran amok
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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My office was run by ze studio nurse
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I came downstairs und what could be worse?
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Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
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They put buggies in my underpants
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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Monkeys dance day and night and stew
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
III:
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I ran outside to get a stick
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But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
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'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
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Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace
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- I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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- For a nickel, I'll give you a clue
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- I didn't know your eyes were blue
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
IV:
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I went to me bath for a shower and shave
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The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
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The entire bathroom was laid to waste
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And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
V:
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Well by zis time I was feeling dread
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Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
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I asked them to leave but they stayed around
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Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
VI:
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Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
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Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
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And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
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To my house for dumplings and monkey stew
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
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-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
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Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do